Saturday, 17 December 2016

7 annoying things Ladies do when they are dressed to kill

Let me make it clear that i am not a misogynist but when you observe our ladies you have to just give them credit for going the extra miles to be annoying when dressed.

1. Drags her skimpy gown to reach its elastic limit so it won’t reveal too much of her laps
You almost think that a lady is perhaps wearing the gown of her younger sister when she drags her clothe that is not sewed to reach the knees continuously every step she takes for it to cover her revealing laps. What was she expecting after buying her nieces sized gown? It’s just so annoying that when you are very close to them and they drag their gown, you would think she is suspecting that you are looking at her laps.

2. Wraps around her neck a scarf or clothing that’s not an accessory to the dress she is wearing to cover her cleavage.
Every clothing is designed for the style and glamour it is meant to portray, if the designers of an apparel has made it to stand alone and bring out the beauty in the person that intends to buy and wear it, then you ought to consider if it will be revealing any part of your body and this should be a decider for you to choose the cloth. But our ladies will buy and wear a dress only for them to wrap their neck or chest to cover their cleavage, is it that the clothe is outgrowing the owner, why should you buy the cloth when you don’t feel comfortable if it will be revealing any part of the body?

3. Finds it difficult to sit comfortably without the aid of cardigan or any clothing to cover her laps because of her dress?
Why do ladies go through all the stress of dressing to kill, only for them to find it difficult to sit comfortably unaided? You either find them placing a handkerchief, cardigan, scarf or any other clothing on their laps so that their laps won’t be too revealing. More annoying is that most of them hardly know how to sit and cross the legs well when they sit or even the fact that they do this in religious places makes you wonder what they have in mind before wearing the attire. You weren’t forced to be a BeyoncĂ© or Kim Kardashian styled celebrity!

4. Find it difficult to sit on a bike

It is not as if you are coming from mars oh. A lady will dress from home and common sense should at least prevail that she will be boarding a bike to the place she intends going, but the lady will choose a cloth from her closet that when worn, she can hardly raise her feet 10 inches above the floor talk less of boarding a bike. The bike rider would have to bend the bike almost reaching the floor before the lady can be able to sit on the bike and when she finally sits, she will still be trying all her best to cover her laps even though she knows it’s almost impossible doing that on a bike.

5. wears a see through clothe and wonders why people are looking at her
Some lady’s way of thinking defiles all manner of wisdom. A lady will on a broad day light choose to wear a cloth that is a see through and will suddenly be surprised why people are giving her an unhindered attention. Put on an attire that you will never be ashamed of and not just anything because it was worn by Halle berry in a movie, I repeat, in a movie!

6. Goes out with high – heeled shoe comes back with slippers

We know that a lady must keep up, if she still wants to be in the game, but try as much as possible to pick shoes that the build won’t cause you unwanted pain barely 10 minutes of wearing it – this is the sole reason why a lady will go out with a beautiful and classy high – heeled shoe only to come back with a slipper. To catwalk no be by force na

7. Reveal her underwear because she has no belt on
Fashion or madness? A lady will put on a jean or trouser that doesn’t fit her waist and in doing so, the part of her underwear will be revealing, she will start the dragging war from home, in commercial buses, on the street and even on the bike, and this unnecessary embarrassment would have been avoided by either getting a trouser that sizes her waist or by simply using a belt. Or is it intentional to look sexy?


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