Let me make it clear that i am not a misogynist but when you observe our ladies you have to just give them credit for going the extra miles to be annoying when dressed.
1. Drags her skimpy gown to reach its elastic
limit so it won’t reveal too much of her laps
You almost think that
a lady is perhaps wearing the gown of her younger sister when she drags her
clothe that is not sewed to reach the knees continuously every step she takes for
it to cover her revealing laps. What was she expecting after buying her nieces
sized gown? It’s just so annoying that when you are very close to them and they
drag their gown, you would think she is suspecting that you are looking at her
laps.
2. Wraps around her neck a scarf or clothing
that’s not an accessory to the dress she is wearing to cover her cleavage.
Every clothing is
designed for the style and glamour it is meant to portray, if the designers of
an apparel has made it to stand alone and bring out the beauty in the person
that intends to buy and wear it, then you ought to consider if it will be
revealing any part of your body and this should be a decider for you to choose
the cloth. But our ladies will buy and wear a dress only for them to wrap their
neck or chest to cover their cleavage, is it that the clothe is outgrowing the
owner, why should you buy the cloth when you don’t feel comfortable if it will
be revealing any part of the body?
3. Finds it difficult to sit comfortably
without the aid of cardigan or any clothing to cover her laps because of her
dress?
Why do ladies go
through all the stress of dressing to kill, only for them to find it difficult to
sit comfortably unaided? You either find them placing a handkerchief, cardigan,
scarf or any other clothing on their laps so that their laps won’t be too
revealing. More annoying is that most of them hardly know how to sit and cross
the legs well when they sit or even the fact that they do this in religious
places makes you wonder what they have in mind before wearing the attire. You weren’t
forced to be a Beyoncé or Kim Kardashian styled celebrity!
4. Find it difficult to sit on a bike
It is not as if you
are coming from mars oh. A lady will dress from home and common sense should at
least prevail that she will be boarding a bike to the place she intends going,
but the lady will choose a cloth from her closet that when worn, she can hardly
raise her feet 10 inches above the floor talk less of boarding a bike. The bike
rider would have to bend the bike almost reaching the floor before the lady can
be able to sit on the bike and when she finally sits, she will still be trying
all her best to cover her laps even though she knows it’s almost impossible
doing that on a bike.
5. wears a see through clothe and wonders why
people are looking at her
Some lady’s way of
thinking defiles all manner of wisdom. A lady will on a broad day light choose
to wear a cloth that is a see through and will suddenly be surprised why people
are giving her an unhindered attention. Put on an attire that you will never be
ashamed of and not just anything because it was worn by Halle berry in a movie,
I repeat, in a movie!
6. Goes out with high –
heeled shoe comes back with slippers
We know that a lady
must keep up, if she still wants to be in the game, but try as much as possible
to pick shoes that the build won’t cause you unwanted pain barely 10 minutes of
wearing it – this is the sole reason why a lady will go out with a beautiful
and classy high – heeled shoe only to come back with a slipper. To catwalk no
be by force na
7. Reveal her underwear because she has no belt
on
Fashion or madness? A lady
will put on a jean or trouser that doesn’t fit her waist and in doing so, the
part of her underwear will be revealing, she will start the dragging war from
home, in commercial buses, on the street and even on the bike, and this
unnecessary embarrassment would have been avoided by either getting a trouser
that sizes her waist or by simply using a belt. Or is it intentional to look
sexy?
